so witty and brilliant
an exert from 'the most beautiful alcoholic beverage
What: Apfelkorn apple whiskey from the German distiller Berentzen:
Why: Don't just take it from me, take it from the Berentzen website when translated from the German by Google: "You like crunchy fun in glass? You feierst in circles like nice people? And you love fruity, fresh pleasure? Then come into the world of Berentzen!" I do like crunchy fun in glass, I do feierst in circles like nice people, and I definitely love fruity, fresh pleasure.
and when discussing the most beautiful news years resolution (giving blood) he gives us a recount
Impact: One donation can save three lives, because the blood is split into three parts: red blood cells, platelets, and plasma. The latter is where I got one of the oddest compliments. I'm feeling all grumpy at the Origins Game Fair, so I decide to cheer myself up by giving blood. The vampire looks at me and says, "Would you care to donate twice as much today?" I didn't know I could do that and live. "You can," she says, "because we have a new machine that replaces the plasma when it takes the extra red blood cells." Crazy cool, sign me up. So I'm tapped in, and the vampire says, "Wow, your plasma is very yellow." PANIC? "No, that's good. It means you have more potent plasma, and so it can be given to more people." More potent? Hold the phone, I have... super-blood? Yup, I have super-blood. The average human body is worth $4.50 in component minerals. Me, I'm like five and change, baby.
thank you LJ spotlight. you brought me ADIML and Thrift_horror aswell.
this is good
the real issue about global warming. you see, global warming is like a scrotum...
Aardvark
Ant
Armadillo
Antelope
Ape
Albatross
ambulance
arachnid
Art
Apple
Age
Arm Chair
Alexa
Ass rape
Ass
Angles
Angels
Account
AIS
APAC
Australia
Austria
Azerbaijan
America
Africa
Arabs
Arabian nights
Alladin
Agatha
Amanda
Alice
Amy
Aimee
Aaron
Ash
Agrippa
Al
Alistair
Alberforth
Aryans
April
Alex
Alexander
Alexandra
Affluence
Alphabet
Alphabetti Spaghetti
Alfredo
Acquittals
Alberdine
Ambulanceman
Autumn
Alumni
Arlington
Aston
Astigmatism
Asexual
Aragog
Aragon
Asteroid
Adrenaline
Apendix
Asthma
.... that is all. A is boring.
you can email them (unfriendly_pigeon@hotmail.com)
facebook them (www.facebook.com/cjfraser-bell)
twitter them (www.twitter.com/ceegiewinkle)
or Lj them!!!
c'mon, this is an experiment. if i dont start getting sentences, i'm gonna start spamming emails.
jimmy, alexa and cammy are my only responsees so far! get cracking!
this is quite possibly the greatest Manip of all time.
ROFLMAO
and someone actually USES that as their icon?!?!?
this improves my mood significantly.
am at work. BOREDOM!
tonight after work i am meeting up with Owain. we are buying sushi and going to the deckchair cinema to watch 'let the right one in' a Swedish film about a kid and a vampire. it will be awesome. we can cuddle up with our pillows and blankets on the deckchairs and drop sushi all over ourselves. i can't wait. i can tell i need some chill out time. i really don't have time to be movieing... again (i've seen harry potter twice) as i need to clean for my party and do laundry, but i never see owain, and R and R is important.
speaking of party, it will be fun! some friends are coming over tomorrow night to have a few drinks and listen to music and watch movies and such. then the next day we are all dressing up in each others most awful clothes and having a picnic. it will be excellent. I'm a tad worried as cal has decided to stay in the house and hates most of my friends with a passion. also, some of my friends apparently hate some of my other friends. i've heard throuhg the grape vine that people were planning on not coming if so and so was. well, i say fuck you to that. you are my friends so i should HOPE you like me more then you dislike other people. not only that, but if you had a problem why have i NEVER heard of it before now? And why not come to me about it, instead of bitching. pettiness does not suit you m'dears. if you don't like it, ignore it. there are more then enough other people to talk to.
so, went to grind with angus yesterday, then met up with alexa and cal and saw harry potter again. originally lexa wasn't coming but it wasn't TOO awful sitting next to her and angus sucking face every two seconds. i think he toned it down a bit as he could tell it really pisses me off. and i can tell she hates it that he was talking to me about funny shit in the film and not her. once again, petty shit. we are all friends. your relationship with angus is different to mine. you are his girlfriend, i am his friend. therefore, each relationship is handled differenly. like, she was jsut acting weird about it and such. it was odd. for the record. angus has a man crush on alan rickman. hilarious stuff.
in other news, my hair has changed yet again. it is now awesomewatermelon. ie bright, deep pink at the front, green at the back. i think it looks like a slice of watermelon and am considering putting black dots in the pink. lol. i love it. green is awesome. pink is awesome. i am awesome. remember that children. i am fucking awesome
still havent bother doing my A Day In My Life post. mainly because i can't be fucked uplaoding and resizing 70 photos. i will soon though. it wasn't even an interesting day, it was the day after a VERY long night in town. lily stayed over and we did nothing, didn't shower, didn't change our clothes. jsut got up, walked to buy chips and juice, and looked like crap all day. was fun anyway, but i doubt the internet needs more photos of me. they crop up everywhere.
i can't WAIT for the darwin festival!!!! it's going to be soooo awesome!!!!! i need to buy tickets really soon though. if i miss out on the tiger lillies i really will kill myself.. ok, not really, i'll try and sneak into the lighthouse top tent to listen anyway. or sit out on the hill and imagine being inside with their beautifulness. i really want to see madame butterfly but it's like 50 bucks a ticket, thats a lot of hungry jacks, people!!! alas, i doubt i can justify the extravagance, plus no-one else would go with me. opera isn't big in darwin. hmm, maybe i should call reg? yes, that sounds plausable.
work work work.
so, everyone should comment this blog with 1 sentence to sum up there life/thoughts at this moment! GO!!!! POST AND THEN I WILL REPOST IN A BLOG!!! DO IT NOW
love
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will not say anything, because of spoilers
only that i loved it, and you should watch it for what it is, i FILM, NOT a recreation of the book with a camera.
love
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click on this link RIGHT NOW!!!
it completes my life. oh god, so fucking hilarious.
it's safe for work so CLICK IT NOW!!!
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just haven't had any TIME
and NOTHING to say.
twas my birthday on friday. was good. got drunk. good stuff. picnic next sunday will be so fucking awesome. looking forward to it. i love hanging with my mates being a douche. too bad im the biggest hippie outta the whole lot. angus is coming along nicely however. that boy has much vauderville potential. i adore him.
lilly leaves tomorrow and tom goes on wednesday. i will miss my lillypad so much. she is beautiful. and tom was heaps of fun and was good for pom cuddles. i need to buy them things, but am working and won'e be able to. sad face. tom needs a cj teddy. and i can send things to lilly when i think of something good.
i really really REALLY want a toy piano. you know, the really high pitched ones with like, 2 octaves? i want a little wooden one. and i shall take my tin whistle and busk with angus and his super sexy piano accordian. we have talent, he and i. zeedonk lament. anticipation
just got my tax sheet, apparently ive earnt 15000 so for this year. this is a lie. it's impossible. how can i have only saved 6000? this is bullshit. i want more money. they did over tax me however, hellooo unexpected 2300 dollar rebate.
i've been thinking about travelling and buying my van. should i bother buying it? i mean, if im travelling to europe and nepal and such, whats the point of having a car sitting at home costing money. and thats another thing. where will home be? i won't be here... who will look after my stuff? am i ready to travel this chrissy or should i leave it till later next year? if i don't buy my van i have more than enough money to go overseas. choices.
i hate choices.
Grind is going so well. above and beyond what i could have expected. im so swamped with editor and journo stuff right now. every minute im not at work during office hours im at Darwin City Council working for grind. i have an interview to do tomorrow after work. then i need to transcribe and edit all before my deadline. so busy. how do i even make the damn dictaphone work? EEK!
darwin festival looks so fantastic this year. harry angus is coming up. and bell shakespeare and madam butterfly and the TIGER LILLIES!!! holy cabaret batman, i need to see the tiger lillies! must buy tickets now before they sell out! and there are goth marionettes. GOTH MARIONETTES!!! im goign to be so incredibly broke. but i neeeeeeed this goddamn culture. i neeeed to view these things!!!! *sigh* it will be the most spectacular august in recorded history.
i anticipate many sleepless nights ahead. but i think it will all be worth it.
Five things you will find if you open my bag.
1. doof doof headphones
2. lollies
3. 6 year old ramones wallet
4. nurofen
5. about 20 other things
Five things in my bedroom
1. Bed
2. batman psoter
3. clothes
4. pride flag
5. awesome plushies
Five things I’ve always wanted to do in my life
1. see the world
2. go overseas to help the poor
3. buy a VAN
4. find a master who doesn't repulse me
5. become really really good at atleast 1 instrument
Five things that make me very happy
1. owain
2. laughing
3. friends
4. music
5. being a hippy
Five things I’m currently into
1. alternative intruments. pan pipes, tin whistles, bag pipes, accordians etc
2. op shop success
3. amanda palmer
4. town
5. making past. yum
Five things on my To-Do list
1. clean room
2. organise party
3. make time for grind
4. do tax
5. make time for owain
Five things some people may or may not know about you
1. i am not afraid
2. i do things just to annoy you. i test how much you like me. you like me too much apparently.
3. I LOVE SMOKING! I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT! except being a social parriah, but then i get to complain, so i like that too :D
4. i am incredibly confused. my life is moving in millions of directions and many look appealing.
5. i don't think i will be happy if i move back to canberra
Five most important moments of the last year
1. finally finishing year 12. was that only last year?
2. not harming myself for a whole year. and all it took was a christmas fuck and for me to grow up. i have
3. realising that i DO want piercings and thats MY business
4. finding out i could totally be an opera singer, but won't as smoking, peircings, tatoos and europe seem much more appealing
5. i suppose meeting owain. he hasn't changed me, but he was there every step of my changing myself.
Five things you enjoy doing during your free time
1. hanging with my mates
2. relaxing. i never get to
3. doing coffee with friends
4. composing in my head
5. grind
i am happy with my unconventional life
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still haven't packed. or cleaned my room.
house inspection the day i get back
I MUST CLEAN
tonight after work i PROMISED tom i'd go into town and lend him my guitar until i get back
if he skips town
or i get back and it's turned into a giant bong
i'm going to be really pissed.
went out last night and OMG CAME HOME BEFORE 1am.
that's a major accomplishment for me.
if owain wasnt coming back to mine
i would have been out until the wee hours... again.
but he hates town.
and he got a bad headache cos he isn't good with loud music.
poor darl.
fun anyway. slept like a baby. yay. sleep!
the lunch ladies at work just brought in their normal salad, rolls and platter of salmonella. but this time they have, what, prawns? oh god, would YOU eat prawns from work? you don't need to be veggo to know that's a bad idea. im glad i'll be away tomorrow so i don't have to deal with food poisoned employees.
went out for drinks with some workies last night. who new that my boss likes cruising fro tricks! apparently every cristmas party he starts hitting on the hottest guy in the room. good to know. apparently he felt some guy up in the bathroom too. it's good to know this about your boss.
i really need to wash my hair. it's a hot pink mess. and re-dye some bits. maybe when i'm in cairns?
anyway, the real reason i wrote this is to say i mightn't have internet for a few days. my mum has non computer. so internet cafe's it is. i'll still be tweeting though!!! - ceegiewinkle - on twitter.
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work
so much work.
friends with ANGUS
he is love
we love angus
and his musical goodness
and tom, aka jebediah springfield
from england
he is my brother from another mother
we town.
<3 town
need to stop staying out until 6 am
very nearly feel asleep out the back of the Youth Shack
would have shared toms bed, but would have been raped by his roomies
is bad
love lilly! she's visiting me!
<3 lilly so much
missing her
pink hair is happy
owain bought me so many early birthday presents!
rainbow
rainbow
RAINBOW
and a brobie cussion
<3
see mum soon
plane on sunday
more work.
"How true is this? I am 38 weeks pregnant by a man who doesn't have vegetables as part of his diet. We have three kids together, the oldest is 4 and the youngest is due on the 19th of this month. I guess this would only be important to those men who actually want to have children.
a. he has no veggies in his diet? it's not exactly like choosing to buy only fair trade coffee y'know lady... either you and your partner are actually typing lions, or he is very unhealthy; not a good diet to feed your kids either! perhaps roadkill cooked on your trailer trash stove, however, will somehow have more nutrients than the tyres that ran it over.
b. "this would only be important to those men who wanted to have children". so, as it's obviously not important to your partner does that mean that HE DIDN'T want to have ANY of your HORDE OF MOST LIKELY MORBIDLY OBESE CHILDREN??? you are an idiot. die now.
honestly, sometimes i think condoms should be legally enforced.
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- Go on a holdiay using no english
- Own a pomeranian
- Buy Van-age
- Buy my own house
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-
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- perform on stage with an actual theatre troup
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- pass my level 8 singing exam
- learn the violin
- write a good song
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- write a decent article
- spend one year being an artist
- save someones life
- become a proper vegan
- get better at speaking in riddles
- shave atleast part of my head
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- live in another country
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normally i don't like you,
you're employees realy should wear hair nets
and i just don't see how those cold rocks can be hygenic.
but last night i had a Lemon Sorbet with Nerds kiddie cup.
she got way too much icecream, so it was more like a regular
and it was the most deliciously hemoraghic thing i've ever swallowed.
so much sugar, and soo many nerds.
i was smiling with every scoop.
it was so cold it was soothing my ears
(which just had a 6mil needle shoved through them)
without even touching them.
i love you cold rock.
it's time for me to get away.
i think next year i might travel,
anywhere.
i never thought i'd be able to travel alone,
but lately, well,
i've been feeling better.
i always thought i'd need someone to come too,
or i'd get lost.
not lost in the streets
with their made up signs and faces,
but lost in me.
i never was very good at looking after myself.
one time i remember i forgot to eat for four days
i had to be reminded.
i hadn't even been busy.
i'm funny sometimes.
but now i think i want to get away.
i don't care if anyone else comes,
i dont think i'd be able to travel with anyone i know now anyway,
except lily maybe.
she i can stand when we're stressed.
i need a new job. one that gives me skils,
but i dont want to dye my hair normal and take out my piercings.
if you cant be stupid when you're young when can you?
i need to get away.
You think you're excited?
You should see the smile on MY face old man!
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!
you need sleep.
you stayed up till 3 at lana's for what reason now?
silly, silly girl.
you've been sick
and had work at 8.30
and have healing piercings which
DON'T
LIKE
ALCOHOL!
.
.
.
.
Dear last year,
I miss Imogen's posts.
they made me smiley.
reading on facebook is not the same.
it's not this special little gift that is there,
SURPRISE
when i open my friend's page.
Imogen logic bomb,
destination - your gonads.
i miss the lols
and the OMGIWANTHISBABIESNOWFOREALs.
i miss my friend i've never met.
and i miss her comments.
.
.
.
.
Dear 3 inches of regrowth,
GO AWAY!
You are ruining the purple
.
.
.
.
Dear anyone who has a problem with my piercings,
i know... Fuck Off!
am i forcing you to look at me?
i don't think i am.
if you have an OPINION
that you can express CLEARLY and COHERENTLY;
if you have a QUESTION
that is VALID and REAL
then i will be HAPPY to discuss my
apparently
mutilated face with you.
Seriously though. when people come up to me and say
"OMGZ Y0uR P13rc1ng5 4r3 s0 Ugly"
i just want to punch them in the face.
these things are semi permanently attached to me!
they are there 24 hours a day,
everyday.
tell you what is on your face 24 hours a day?
YOUR HIDEOUSLY DISGUSTING NOSE
but it wouldn't be
ACCEPTABLE
for me to say that to you.
sad for you
i say it anyway.
you are ugly,
i am beautiful,
and everyone who counts loves my piercings
because they love me.
.
.
.
.
Dear Cammy and Dimmie,
I LOVE YOU
.
.
.
.
to 'dissapointment',
you are a mean, vicious, lonely word and i don't like you very much
or even a little bit.
.
.
.
.
dear hat talent,
you are my talent of wearing hats.
much to the other dolly's mirth
they ALL look better on me
i don't MEAN to
but my hats are talented.
.
.
.
.
to booooredom,
we are married
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still sick from last week. sore throat and headache. no fricking clue what's wrong me. if anyone replys 'omgz you have swine flu' i will decapitate them. who fucking cares.
work is boring.
yesterday i decided that instead of going home after work i would pop by clancy's place to pick up my vodka and dvd's. i dont realy care about picking up that stuff, i just didn't fancy going home. i called her, lots, no answer. so i rang the landline and was informed she was riding her bike with her sister and should be home later. 'ok' i thought to myself, 'im in a crap mood, i'll just go over to tom's in parap, if he isn't home, i'll just lye in the middle of the road and chain smoke until she gets home'. luckily tom was home so we did nothing for a couple of hours. found a patch of dirt full of beads and gems and stuff that had fallen off a market stall. so we looked like bums digging through there for a while. at 6.30 it was starting to get dark and i realised that, as it was sunday, i would have to walk home due to lack of busses. so i decided to go to clancy's anyway and just pick up my crap whether she was home or not. two mintues away from her house i ran into her heading home. lol. i got a lift home with her sister later on and am pleased to announce that her brother's friends did NOT drink my vodka like last time. hurrah for me!
so, i just called Ian for a catch up and was informed that he ISN'T smoking anymore. is heaven on fire? i never, ever thought that would happen but am glad to hear it none the less as, as he said 'well, i've got a kid now don't i?' lol. yes you do.
going to cairns to visit mum in a few weeks for a couple of days. no dates finalised as yet.
tell you whats awesome? Postsecret. don't know what it is? google it, do i look like wikipedia or something? anyway - i've read way too many of them. it puts my head in a bad place, reminds me of all this shit from before i was the excellent and highly awesome person i am today (modest too). and even though i am over most of it, i find that while reading them i cam up with shit that is, well even worse then it used to be. major shit that i didn't even realise about myself and it freaked me the fuck out! i am someone that knows who i am. why i do things i do however, well, turns out i have no control over that at all.
am i the only one who uses LJ anymore?
i had a dream about toby last night. for those who don't know, he was a friend of mine in year six and we were really close up until year 9 when i moved away. i havent heard from him since. i barely think about him at all these days. which was why it was so weird i had a dream where we were the main characters. it was odd, it was half 'my fictional birthday party' and half 'we are both undercover spies saving the world from an evil plot'. i miss him. and he has absolutely no internet footprint. creepy he could have died and i wouldn't know. what a weird dream.
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